Birthday Suit

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Critter Birthday Suit: Rugged Performance for the Outdoors

Description

When you don’t want anything to freeze and fall off: The Critter Birthday Suit combines rugged, classic styling with modern, high-performance fabric technology. Built for demanding work or extended outdoor stays, this full-coverage suit delivers comprehensive protection and comfort without compromising mobility.

Constructed using a durable Polartec® fabric—such as Alpha Direct for high-output activities, or ThermalPro for exceptional warmth—the suit creates a thermal barrier that provides a superior warmth-to-weight ratio. Its sleeveless design ensures optimal flexibility with layering, keeping your core and legs consistently warm.

Despite its insulating power, the fabrics remain highly breathable and moisture-wicking, preventing overheating and the clammy feeling that comes from trapped sweat. Featuring two front pockets and a stand-up collar, the Birthday Suit is designed to withstand anything winter can throw at you.

Inspired, designed, and crafted with pride in Crested Butte, Colorado.

Features

• Athletic fit

• Stand-up collar

• Generous arm holes

• Two front pockets

• Elastic waistband in back

• Shirt-style seat flap opening for relief

• Hemmed ankles

Materials

Polartec® Alpha Direct 60, 90 or 120 - (100% recycled polyester)

or

Polartec® Alpha Direct 150 with Wool - (63% polyester/33% wool/4% nylon) - LIMITED EDITION

or

Polartec® ThermalPro - (100% recycled polyester)

Sizes - Inches

Chest Sleeves Waist Inseam

Small 34-36” 33” 28-30” 30”

Medium 38-40” 34” 32-34” 31”

Large 42-44” 35” 36-38” 32”

XLarge 46-48” 36” 40-42” 33”

XXLarge 50-52” 37” 44-46” 34”

𝗦izes - Centimeters

Chest Sleeves Waist Inseam

Small 86-91 84 71-76 76

Medium 97-102 86 81-86 79

Large 107-112 89 91-97 81

XLarge 117-122 91 102-107 84

XXLarge 127-132 94 112-117 86

Weight

Medium size for comparison:

Polartec® Alpha Direct 60 - 5 ozs./142 grams

Polartec® Alpha Direct 90 - 7.5 ozs./213 grams

Polartec® Alpha Direct 120 - 10.5 ozs./298 grams

Polartec® Alpha Direct 150 with Wool - 12 ozs./340 grams

Polartec® ThermalPro - 14.5 ozs./411 grams

Care Instructions

Polartec® Alpha Direct

Hand wash cold. Lay flat to dry. Do not machine wash, bleach, iron, or dry clean. Avoid fabric softeners.

Polartec® ThermalPro

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry on low. Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean. Avoid fabric softeners.